What classical text you are based on your star sign

Hello again my dears, I’m back. Now this is definitely giving a Buzzfeed article vibe, but you know what? I’m loving it. You should probably know that by “classical text” I mean from Ancient Greece or Rome, not, I’m afraid, the 17th-19th century literary classics (though if you ask nicely, I can do that too). I should also note that these are all entirely for fun and based on very little concrete information. If you don’t fit the description of your star sign that’s COMPLETELY okay! Enjoy!!!

What classical text you are based on your star sign

Making every birthday a milestone

Have you ever woken up on your birthday, filled with excitement and wonder, only to find out that despite your age incrementing by a whole year, very little has changed. I distinctly remember aged 6, turning 7, absolutely terrified that I was going to wake on my birthday to find I had grown too big for my bed (unsurprisingly this was a fear that was never realised). If you too have been disappointed by the lack of sudden changes that occur then look no further for I have complied a helpful list of all the things you are allowed to do when you turn a various ages.

Making every birthday a milestone