President Macron re-elected. Elon Musk buys Twitter. Aung San Suu Kyi sentenced to five years imprisonment.
Getting to know the 2022-23 SLT: The Head Girl Team
During the recent handover assembly, I remember catching myself in awe of the poise, enthusiasm, and thoughtfulness with which both the outgoing and the new teams spoke about their role. It was clear that every single person was there for a reason, and that they all have something to bring to the literal and metaphorical table.
My Top Ten Spring Flowers
Spring is my favourite time of the year, without a doubt. Watching the world come back to life, leaf by leaf, is a truly magical experience. I will never (and I mean never) get tired of seeing new plants emerge from a seemingly dormant earth, and in celebration of that I thought I’d put together a ranking of my top ten spring flowers.
(Break time) food for thought
The bell rings (or at least metaphorically, because we don’t actually have a bell anymore). Your teacher doesn’t understand that even one minute of lateness has the potential to disrupt the entirety of your break-time canteen routine. You are released. Without realising, your stride gradually changes from a walk to a run. The power of the canteen now has a grip on you. Past the self-providing snack students you go, whist tripping up staff along the way and not holding the door for anyone. Crucially, you avoid eye contact that might spark conversation – keep your head down. Food is the priority, forget manners. In fact, just leave your moral compass in the pit, there are sausage rolls and steak here.
Vending machines to alarm clocks: my top 5 (random) inventions from Ancient Greece
We have rather a lot to thank the Ancient Greeks for – quick shoutout to the invention of democracy, theatre, and the Olympics. But sometimes it’s the random little things that count, so here’s a moment of appreciation for my favourite 5…





