The bell rings (or at least metaphorically, because we don’t actually have a bell anymore). Your teacher doesn’t understand that even one minute of lateness has the potential to disrupt the entirety of your break-time canteen routine. You are released. Without realising, your stride gradually changes from a walk to a run. The power of the canteen now has a grip on you. Past the self-providing snack students you go, whist tripping up staff along the way and not holding the door for anyone. Crucially, you avoid eye contact that might spark conversation – keep your head down. Food is the priority, forget manners. In fact, just leave your moral compass in the pit, there are sausage rolls and steak here.
Vending machines to alarm clocks: my top 5 (random) inventions from Ancient Greece
We have rather a lot to thank the Ancient Greeks for – quick shoutout to the invention of democracy, theatre, and the Olympics. But sometimes it’s the random little things that count, so here’s a moment of appreciation for my favourite 5…
So long, farewell!
This week’s topical cartoon, illustrated by Kinza Nithianandan
A short guide to revision spotting
As Easter fast approaches, it can only mean one thing for Year 11s and 13s: Revision. And the beady eyed among you may be inclined to take up revision spotting for all types of reluctant revisers. So, scan your eyes over this easy guidebook on how to revision spot this Easter.
The origin story of the Easter Bunny
As the Easter Holidays are coming up, I thought I’d delve into why exactly we associate Easter, a religious celebration, with bunnies and eggs. It just so happens that during my research, I found myself in a (forgive me) rabbit hole of Pagan holidays, German traditions and mountains of curiously decorated chocolate.




