Now I must say, this isn’t the article I was planning on writing this week, but then SOMEONE decided that it was time for winter to arrive and bring rain and freezing cold.
So, in honour of the sudden weather change, I thought it only fitting to hail the Wimbledon Winter with reminding us of all the familiar characters we see.
1. The one who refuses to put on a winter coat.
- I’m sorry to say that I have fallen into this category this year.
- Cold? Never heard of it…
- They’ve probably grown too attached to the autumn coat they’ve been wearing and aren’t quite ready to let it go.
2. The North Face.
- What else is there to say?
- It’s a Wimbledon High staple and for good reason.
- I don’t think I’ve ever felt so warm walking to school in sub-zero temperatures.
3. The one who always has a cup of tea.
- I strive to be this kind of person, I must say.
- They almost certainly have a stash of tea bags in their locker. Especially if they’re in Sixth Form.
- I think a tea black market would go down very well at Wimbledon… I’m just saying…
4. The one who forgot an umbrella…
- Now, while I wish it could snow in London like it has been in places like Durham this week, we are not that fortunate.
- Characterised by a sad look in their eyes, soaked hair, and clothes that are about 5 shades darker than they should be.
- Bonus points if they mourn the loss of any books, they had in their school bag that have now been soaked…
5. The one who thinks it’s still summer.
- I get cold just looking at all the people walking around without tights on. Are you not freezing?
- They must be taking “beauty is pain” to a whole new level.
6. The Christmas lover.
- They’ve definitely already decorated the house for Christmas. The tree has been up since the 1st of November.
- Mariah Carey is on repeat on Spotify, and they’re ready to sing carols.
7. The musician.
- Festival of Nine Lessons and Carols is looming, and it feels like there is still all the music to learn.
- It’s a slightly stressful time, but 100% worth it.
- Bonus points if you’re a Year 13 realising it’s your last Festival…
8. The one who has classes exclusively in L1-4 and A+
- I hope you brought a blanket or two.
- Space heaters are turned up to the max, and as close to you as possible.
- Why is it so cold? I don’t know, but I do know that it’s like a freezer. #
9. The Sixth Former.
- Hot chocolate (or coffee) from Irene in hand and undoubtedly sporting an absolutely massive scarf.
- We’re taking advantage of the lack of uniform and layering up.
- The Common Room kettle is getting used more than ever – it’s soup, tea and hot water bottle season.
And with that, I’m off to find a hot drink.
