Assuming you were intrigued by the title and are now wondering whether the toast or the avocado is the culprit of the unrest and many of the kidnappings happening in Mexico, let me tell you that, although bread has controversies of its own (Subway’s bread has too much sugar to qualify as actual bread, for instance), it is, indeed, the avocado that will be prosecuted today.
Why we need to worry about earthquakes
Earthquakes are accelerating the rate at which our climates are changing.
Firstly, let me establish: climate change and earthquakes are not directly related. The magnitudes and frequency of earthquakes are unaffected by climate change and share no correlation with global warming. However, the hidden impacts of earthquakes, which are perhaps ignored by the media, are causing alarming effects on biodiversity and the way that our planet is maintained.
The UK’s voting crisis
In every general election since 1955, at least 1/5 of the British electorate have not cast their vote.
In the 2019 general election, Boris Johnson’s government won the biggest Conservative majority since 1987 with 80 seats, winning 43.6% of the popular vote. However, commonly reported figures like these are misleading. If the huge number of the electorate who did not vote are taken into account, the Conservative Party no longer has a majority across the country, instead winning the support of only 29.7% of the electorate. In fact, non-voters outweighed Conservative voters by 1,097,482 people, as 32.7% of potential votes were not cast. This low voter turn-out calls into question the mandate that Boris Johnson’s government claims. If government legitimacy derives from representing the ‘majority’, then an imaginary party representing non-voters would be the most representative and the most legitimate party of them all.
Harry and Meghan: The disorientation of royalism
The popularity of the British monarchy has constantly fluctuated with the successes and scandals brought about every year regarding specific members of the family. More recently, we can look at Prince Andrew, for example, and his involvement in the Epstein scandal, though he is yet to be held accountable. Despite him arguably not being a fair representation of the family, the damage made to the public image was significant and it shifted the narrative around the family. We’ve seen this far more prominently in the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Harry and Meghan, who have provided the biggest source of interest and speculation for royalists and abolitionists alike. However, their sudden move from their traditional, intimate home in London to the celebrity-ridden, flashy Los Angeles has reignited a debate of whether the royal family is a toxic, corrupted and scandal-drenched household or whether it is conversely a structure that maintains dignity, and simply had a pivotal discussion with the couple about their duties and desire in the family.
Britain’s high street: gone as we know it?
When I heard the news that Asos had bought out Topshop (and by extension Topman and Miss Selfridge), it suddenly began to dawn on me … Oxford Street is going to have a gaping hole. More seriously, it is indicative of the profound changes our high streets are destined to experience in the next few months and years. This was following Boohoo’s acquisition of the struggling department store Debenhams. That same online fashion retailer is set to buy the remnants of the Arcadia group (Dorothy Perkins, Burton and Wallis) in the next week or so.